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The official Asian People song. Warning: May be found offensive to some, hilarious to others. Relax, it's all satire. Download on iTunes: http://goo.gl/1mLArf Watch REACTIONS to this song here: https://goo.gl/yIz30E Subscribe: http://goo.gl/mb3TDO LYRICS Intro: Duh Herro? I selling shwimp fwied why… Five dollar. Egg Roll? Five dollar. Oh you want more shwimp? Five dollar, Haha! Verse 1: My name is Dr. Chopstick Ying Kung Pow, and I like to eat puppies, (do do doo, doo, dooooo!) My mom and dad will karate chop me in the penis, if I don’t bring home all A’s (do do doo, doo, dooooo!) We’re all Chinese, we’re all half blind, that’s why none of us can’t drive, keep crashing on the highway (do do doo, doo, dooooo!) So if you see me on the side changing my tires, don’t be surprised, at least I made it out of the drivewayyy (do do doo, doo, dooooo!) CHORUS This is the Asian People song, so everybody sing along Ching Chong, Ching Chong (ching chong ching chong) This is the Asian People song, so everybody sing along Ching Chong, Ching Chong (wing wong, ting tong) Verse 2: I like to make shwimp Fwied Wy, I know I look high with my slanted eyes, does it mean that I smoke? (I will smoke cats though, on a grill) My career is usually Asian cuisine, or any job that involves wearing a lab coat, (like every doctor and scientist ever) I pee pee shrimp lo mein, and I boo boo video games, with my Nintendo booty (seriously, we make like, the best video games in the world) Yes, we all look the same, it’s like Jackie Chan and Liu Kang are in every Kung Fu Movie! CHORUS Interlude: Hey, how much is gonna be for two pieces of chicken. “Two piece chicken? Five dollar.” Oh okay… “One piece chicken, five dollar.” Wait, what? “Fork?? Five dollar.” Hold on now…. "Everything five dollar.” You’re doing too much now... Rap: Um…. Chinese food always have me like, “I want mo',” Cuz Asians practice Tae Kwon Do on cats, yep, we be karate chopping kittens, And then we take ‘em to the kitchen to make Kung Pow Chicken, And mittens, Ching chong, ching, My penis is the size of a pinto bean, They call me Spongebob, and I don’t know why, Probably cause we’re both yellow and we can’t drive, CHORUS “Oooohh, my penis is so small!” “I wanna stab you with a chopstick right now!” “I’m gonna roundhouse kick you back to Tokyo!"
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What is the name of the instrumental because this instrumental sounds like the instrumental from sir skitzo with Marcus veltri
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where is the Latino Song? xD
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how to name an Asian child
ring the doorbell
ding-dong XD that's their name -
the asian people song is the only one of the stereotype songs in which the stereotypes are true.
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this is funny but racist
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I'm white and I love this song
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NO ITS 2017 first comment of 3017!
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gx
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your're fucking racist
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I'm a Chinese which is Asian and it was really offensive.I started crying😢.I also speak fluent English and Chinese.That was not real Chinese in there.It's just a way that sick (not in a good way) people like you use to mock us.I wish YouTube would ban you from YouTube for how racist you are. In fact i think 30% more racist than Trump. That was really heart breaking for you to say that we use cats to make chicken.😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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The naming part is wrong Asians throw a spoon down some metal stairs and the sound is the name, come on didn't you learn this
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this was the best song he ever made
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I love Asians because they don't give a shit.
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African People next
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US ASIANS ARE NOT YELLOW
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ALL ASIAN CAN BE VET SO SHUT UP
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the nail salon job is pretty true
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FUCK ASIANS
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oh hell nah
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3:35 미친ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ촉수물 말하는 건가