Beginning Japanese 2 end-of-year skit ENGLISH TRANSLATION: K: Hello! Welcome to Tokyo Department! C: uhm, I'm looking to buy a jacket...? K: A jacket? Yes, here we have blue and black ones. C: Uhm, do you have purple ones? K: Sorry, we only have these blue and black ones.... C: Ah, that's too bad.... G: NOBODY MOVE! K: Hello! Welcome to- G: Stop talking! Don't say one more word! K: Okay, I understand. If you have a problem, please let me know. G: You don't understand! The clerk doesn't understand! I'm a shoplifter! K: What is "Shoplifter"? Is that a new brand? I'm sorry but I don't think we have that... G: Really? Oh well that's too bad...w-wait! It's not a brand, I am the shoplifter!!! K: Does the customer have a problem? G: Yes! I mean, no! There's no problem! J: Excuse me, I'm the manager of Tokyo Department, is there a problem? G: No! There's no problem! J: Really? Then please buy something. G: No!! K: W-wait a second, stop! J: Wait, what clothes do you want to buy? Which would you like to wear? G: Buy? No! I'm a shoplifter! J: What do you mean? "Shoplift"? "Shoplift" at Tokyo Department? If we have it you can buy it! C: Everyone! Look over there! (magical transformation) J: Where did that person from before go? She's gone! C: Uhmmm...she said she went to the bathroom.... J: I see...Magical Girls shop a lot! K: I don't know if she's a Magical Girl, but her uniform is cool! J: Yeah, very cool! I want to sell it! C: Thank you! G: Oh man this is not good C: Evil doer where are you, come here, now! G: Aha! I am here! C: Ah shoplifter...Good evening!ow are you? G: Ee? Uhm, a y-yeah, thank you I'm fine. Uh...how about you? C: I 'm good. Now, why are you doing this? G: U-uhm...well....I...uh... C: Does your mother wants new clothes? Does your little brother want dark red sandals? Why are you doing this?? J: Do we have sandals? G: No that's not it. C: Do you want these clothes? G: Yes, but it seems like today is no good, Shoplifter, Escape!! C: W-wait! Escape is impossibleeeeee K: Thank you very much! Lively people huh? J: Yes... strange people..but, whenever Batgirl is here, we sell more clothes!